Satiric-Al

October 21, 2008

Get the title? It’s a play on words. I’m going to start writing short satire pieces for the Vanguard (Bentley Newspaper) ala The Onion. So, if you’re a Bentley Student, be sure to check out next Thursday’s Vanguard for my new article. I already have a few ideas on what I’d like to talk about, so hopefully more will keep coming.

Next week I’ll be performing at the pub night (Thursday, October 30th–and wouldn’t you know, it’s the same Thursday as the satire article too). This will be my first public guitar-ing experience since busking in Melbourne. I’m excited, but it’s also right up against karaoke night, which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing.

I cut my finger washing dishes last night. My glass coffee pot had a little chunk missing which I didn’t see, and while drying out the inside by doing that wrist twisting motion, I sliced right into my index finger. Blood started shooting out and I had to stop cleaning. Strangely enough, my roommates recently proposed buying a dishwasher for the apartment, which I see no purpose in. Was this coffee pot tampering or just a coincidence? The plot thickens.

2 Responses to “Satiric-Al”

  1. how do you buy a dishwasher? that you don’t install into the building?

  2. not sure, my roommates found one on eBay for $200. I told them to pay me $200 and I’ll clean dishes for the rest of the year.

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